You might be a redneck if…

It gets so hot during weekend gardening you find it necessary to engage in a little of this…

“this” being filling the wheelbarrow up with water so you can have a mini swim in your own backyard.

 

Dear weather,

Please, please rain again soon and get cooler so I can go back to being a normal human and not one who needs to take dips in the wheelbarrow every time I go outside.

Best,

The Doodle House